Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

I like how you can tell where some asshole rode on the grass instead of the road.

Doctor Who fans in a nutshell.

Don’t @ me.

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

Came here for this

Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.

FULLY DRAWN CAT BUTTHOLE

Bullet dodged

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