Cause we’re small but mighty

I thought so

Im Australian aboriginal and it was the Nazis.

The world didnt come together to stop the British.

I’m pretty sure its something to do with the mounting during sexy times.

Yeah heavy diesel plant mechanic though, think excavators haul trucks cranes and machinery. My personal car can give flash codes so no need for an obd acanner and i dont work on other people’s car because fuck cars haha small painful shit

The Haynes manual for your car. Even if you’re not a mechanic they are so detailed they will walk you through fixing almost anything, they’re made for the laymen. I’m a diesel mechanic and even i own one for my cars.

When friends buy a new car i buy them a Haynes manual.

They don’t do them for ever single car in the world and the coverage isn’t as great on later model stuff but if you own s car 5 years or more old they’re great.

https://haynes.com/en-au/?gclid=CjwKCAjww7KmBhAyEiwA5-PUSuYaLa8Lf9OzVI6z-fuUXN0lI7Wo2VP6vV-gXqGiDAJzVaogwRctThoChAIQAvD_BwE

My best stud finder is my wife. She found me.

Im a mechanic and own all ofnthese apart from the obd scanner, but my personal land cruiser produces flash codes along with my motorbikes.

But this is certainly a great list

An xcreet

They had normal hands, but if you have ever looked at ai generated images of people the hands are always wrong. Often horridly wrong, so AI can’t make hands

Its ok guys, come winter no one will be worrying about it again.

Yeah everyone smoking vapes cough so much more. Back in the day young people didnt cough from smoking only older people. Now vapes everyone is coughing.

Welcome to my shit hole part of the world. Darwin Australia.

That i get to travel Australia to all these remote places.

And i get to go on container ships sometimes and always get lost

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

Has to be him haha

I use Samsung notes. Save all my passwords in there, they’re all different and strings of words with characters in them etc.

Then i lock the note with one secure password.

I live in Darwin Northern Territory Australia, every year on July 1st we have Territory day to celebrate our independence from the southern states.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jul/02/man-loses-arm-below-elbow-in-fireworks-explosion-near-darwin this year a man lost an arm

Doot doot,

Insert image of pingu here. I cant do it on comnect for lemmy

One of my all time favourite cartoons. That and ed edd and eddy