Aeri

12 gauge shotgun concealed in it as well as several of the other more intelligent options from the other users in this thread.

OP is a dipshit verbatim ripping off an XKCD video no way in hell they came up with it themselves BTW.

I understood some of those words.

We are all but dogs in God’s hot car.

That’s a weird way to say innocent people?

Sometimes. I feel like LLM technology and it’s relationship with humans is a symptom of how poorly we treat each other.

I love chatty cats.

What I don’t love is how mine will harass me excessively as I’m preparing for work. He’ll just scream at me to let him out, like, fuck you man I still have like 10 minutes of showering and making coffee and shit you can go outside when I leave. This is how it is every day.

Yes, I know you shouldn’t let your cat outside, but he’s at least 10 years old, he’s set in his ways, he will unleash hell if impounded.

To be fair I think that’s a very human thing, if you ask a large language model to read something and it can demonstrate applied Knowledge from the text you’ve submitted in a fraction of a second you’ll be like what the fuck that took not enough time.

The “Thumbs” having what appears to be fingers doesn’t help

That’s why I simply do meth in order to receive Divine prophecy about why the government is evil

Yeah, I use outlook in a browser and it’s been doing weird shit I hate.i presume this to be by design.

If I try to add a hyperlink to an email it will insert the image I line, which isn’t what I want. They added big obnoxious banners, and there’s a placeholder advertising a premium version of outlook under it if you block it

I thought that was a fucking guinea pig the first time I saw it lmao

Based on my understanding of programming I think they’re going to need an extra couple people on the security team because of the Ai’s “fixes”

Did you consider holding your hand over your shoulder

Great-grandpappy really did love “hentai girls” 4 through 7

I mean something is wrong because I can’t even see the picture

Yeah pretty much this. If you make the death penalty for the “ickiest bad crime” the govt will accuse the people it wants to get rid of by expanding the definition.

Be fucked? I don’t know I already hate most phones on the market and I’m going to need to buy a new one at some point, not looking forward to it…

Also if there was a draft they’d have to put me in jail or I’d leg it to canada. This has come up in conversation before and people are like “Erm nuh uh you’d totally go” like no bro you’ll actually die to an IED in something-istan.

I was virtually raised by Australians so i’m a little more comfortable using that word than most people in America.