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minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-25 个月前I’m laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, “Morning Kristi!”.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 个月前“Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?”
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 个月前She smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
I’m laughing at the idea of a hobo walking in smelling like piss and shit and wearing her badge, and staff going, “Morning Kristi!”.
“Have you noticed Kristi seems more like an actual human being than usual?”
She smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
“Not that much worse, mind you.”