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philz@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

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I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

philz@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago
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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    The mask really gets in the way of eating ass, though.

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      A suppository is used to absorb nutrients or medicine into the body. Which brings me to my question: Can you eat ass with your butt?

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        Unfortunately that only produces the Infinity Turd™️ which is still under patent.

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          Marketing really missed an opportunity for “InfiniTurd” on that one.

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            Dude it was on the tip of my ass too, I originally had “Infinite Turd” but I thought give the people what they want, MCU

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        Not without prosthetics.

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        … Yes.

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      Looks like you’re not familiar with the inside of my mask

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      Provided the ass isn’t made of asbestos you should be fine to remove your mask.

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        Assbestos

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