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tupalos@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 个月前

What are some signs your getting older?

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What are some signs your getting older?

tupalos@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 个月前
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 个月前

    Balls hang a little lower.

    • walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz
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      7 个月前

      Botox helps with the wrinkles

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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        7 个月前

        Balltox

        • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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          7 个月前

          Hello caller, you’re on Balltalk!

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      7 个月前

      Every damn time I scratch my knee, the nuts get in the way. It’s horrible.

      • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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        7 个月前

        I’m… confused.

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          Pretty simple. My nuts are giant, hang low, and have their own sentience. They’re also easily entertained by interfering with anything they can.

          Right now, they’re the ones typing this, two letters at a time ahahahahahahahahah! Testicle power!

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            Oh dear…

          • tamal3@lemmy.world
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            “Do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?”

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