Horses aren’t real, though.
horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they’re smart and resilient
Hah! So true!
Also horse: sprains ankle on some stick
Then I can eat it.
Try that with a car.
Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
I first thought this was the fuckcars sub. (which deals not with vehicles particularily suited for coitus, in case anyone wondered)
On Lemmy, everywhere is fuckcars
I feel like lemmy is universally fuck modern cars but generally kinda chill with old cars.
Not if I can help it.
I’ve managed to filter out most of the cars hate from my feed. You can take my 350Z from my cold, dead hands, once I inevitably get into a fatal accident on the highway.
I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
Are you looking for the autoerotic asphyxiation community?
You know, the one where people pipe their car exhaust into their car and jerk off inside said car?
Excuse me WHAT
Failed joke attempt.
I am stealing this image though, its great =P
Its free m8
I think you misread it. I think he’s in the Mr Hands community.
I was attempting to riff on the above joke by making another joke based on an equally absurd linguistic misunderstanding which would also lead toward the same punchline of car-involved sex acts.
Guess my delivery wasn’t so great.
There are still people training horses to bring them home when they pass out after battle (battle being going to the local bar to down as much beer as their liver can handle)
Riding a horse while drunk is illegal in most countries. Horseback riding and booze are not exactly new…
Those electric cars have serious reliability problems in cold weather
Wouldn’t a house, also?
No
The electric cars die quickly due to the heater for the battery and I see them on the side if the road when it gets cold.
My house works ok down to -20℃ I’m sure it handled worse.
