Rule number one.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 年前

AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · edit-2 3 年前

My cooking rules:

Especially_the_lies@startrek.website · 3 年前

Mmmmm… raw chicken… 🤤

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Delicious salmonella

UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

I think you mean chickenella. We weren’t talking about salmon, sir.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 3 年前

Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 年前

Chickenella: the story of Cinderella’s unfortunate sister

HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 年前

Not very popular at dinner parties though.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 3 年前

(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 3 年前

What if I’ve got a perfectly smoked butt that’s just begging to be shredded?

Especially_the_lies@startrek.website · 3 年前

I’ll be right over!

Altima NEO@lemmy.zip · 3 年前

Fair. That’s how the majority of food borne illnesses occurs.

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

What if it’s a turkey?

SomeBoyo@feddit.de · 3 年前

Don’t put your hands in your butt.

Veloxization@yiffit.net · 3 年前

Oh… Um…

how to remove stuffing from own butt

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 3 年前

Get one cup. And two girls.

ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 年前

Instructions unclear. Got a jar instead.

VCTRN@lemm.ee · 3 年前

Push it (out). Push it real good.

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

Oh. Yeah

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 年前

You can stick the turkey in your butt, just as long as you don’t put your hands in there.

paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works · 3 年前

I think you better ask about the rest of his rules

_CottonCandyUnicorn_@lemmy.world · 3 年前

It is now!