- Forbidden Pspsps 
- I would 100% die. I would for sure go “pspsps where’s my big boy?! Let.me.see this chin!!” and “Who’s the handsomest boi!!?? you are!” - If not friend, why fluffy 
 
- Must pet the kitties. 
- Lol why did they put their backs to it. Holy shit. - Seriously, if you want to get murdered by a big cat that’s how you do it. 
 
- “Khajiit has wares, if you have coin” 
- I’m convinced my death will be caused by trying to hug a bobcat. 
- That’s kittens for you 
- When my uncle was growing up in Alaska, the guy who owned the big General Store in town had a pet bobcat. - From what my uncle said, the guy was a mountain of a man, so at first you’d see him across the store holding the bobcat and petting it, and be like, ‘oh, normal guy with a cat.’ And then you’d get closer and be like ‘Oh… that’s a bobcat.’ - When not demanding pets, the bobcat would spend his time going from exposed rafter to exposed rafter, monitoring his domain. 
- I’d be like “I think I have some jerky here somewhere…” - Problem is, even with happy domesticated cats, you can’t trust them. - Cats do that when they are overstimulated usually. They’re lovebites that’s why the other cat doesn’t even react 
 










