- I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip hop-a you don’t stop the rock It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - Was that a test? - No what you hear is he’s rappin to the beat. 
 
- HO-TEL MO-TEL HOLLIDAY INN!!! 
 
- I’ve always thought this was a pretty good one: - real G’s move in silence like lasagna - I don’t get it. What is lasagna, here? - The “G” in “Lasagna” is silent - Sure, but what does lasagna have to do with being silent? - It’s a metaphor. - The “g” is silent in the pronunciation of lasagna. - This gives the meaning that “real gangsters” operate silently. - OH! Wow did I whoosh myself there. Thanks for the friendly clarification! 
 
 
- Except it’s not really, because it changes how the N is pronounced - Gotcha, so it’d be “real g’s are soft like lasagna” 
 
 
 
 
- They call me the Hiphopopotamus - My lyrics are bottomless - They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Popping off the top of this esophagus Rocking this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that perchance? - You can’t just say “perchance”. 
- …Steve. >.> 
 
- This was my first thought too lol 
 
- I like big butts and I cannot lie - Or - when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung - Really that whole song is a masterpiece. - My anaconda don’t want none - Unless you got buns hon 
- But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? 
 
- fuck tha police 
- On Doomsday, ever since the womb ‘Til I’m back where my brother went, that’s what my tomb will say - Right above my government; Dumile. Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who’s to say? - -MF Doom, Doomsday - I really love the wordplay with his government name ‘Dumile’ having a double meaning of ‘Doom’ll lay’. There are a bunch of other MF Doom lyrics in contention for goat status, in my opinion. - “Lookie here, it’s just the way the cookie tear, prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle, rookie year.” -Great Day - DOOMS lyrics are insane. 
- Rip 
- I never listen to him myself, but everything I hear of his lyrics are genius on another level, I’m unsure anybody else can really compete, at least not as consistently 
 
- fuckin magnets how do they work? 
- “In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey” - Beck is an underrated rapper fr 
 
- Ice cream scoopin’, shittin’ poopin’, shittin’, poopin’ - But more seriously, MF DOOM (RIP) is one of my favourite artists, but he’s been covered in a few comments already. But one of my favourites from him is: - Getting paid like a biker with the best crank 
 Spray it like a high-ranked sniper in the West Bank- Here is an alternative Piped link(s): - Ice cream scoopin’, shittin’ poopin’, shittin’, poopin’ - Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. - I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub. 
 
- interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie the-atre - Obligatory link to the very old meme version: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=OXuLRqiiKYI 
 
- Head to Bali, smoking cuban cigars, And we fuck up the party like acoustic guitars - “fuck up the party like acoustic guitars” always cracked me up so much. 
- “I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be dropping these mockeries” - deleted by creator 
 
- Real Gs move in silence like lasagna. - Lil Wayne is a goddamn genius. That whole song, honestly. 
 
- As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left. - As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain 
 
- I don’t know if it’s the best of all time, but I really enjoy this from Common ('Sixth Sense’): - I start thinking, how many souls hip-hop has affected 
 How many dead folks this art resurrected
 How many nations this culture connected
 Who am I to judge one’s perspective?
 Though some of that shit y’all pop true it, I ain’t relating
 If I don’t like it, I don’t like it, that don’t mean that I’m hating













