My War by Black Flag.

“I must hear this album that singlehandedly inspired entire swathes of the punk and later grunge movements!”

It’s bad. No, not unlikeable, but it’s an album full of songs that you and your friends could probably come up with after a single night of drinking in a shitty basement. There isn’t anything that screams genius or promise or talent.

I’ve listened to it a few times and I just don’t get what our early grunge ancestors were vibing to all those millennia ago.

As far as I’m concerned, there is literally one song in Animals and that one song kicks all other Pink Floyd songs out of the water

Individual songs - yes, brilliant. An entire album of this? No thank you

You signed the forms, you knew what you were agreeing to

And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

That does Android a huge disservice. Android is a well made Nescafe. It’s not the coffee of your choice, but it is stable and reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you pour other coffees into it.

That’s just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there’s no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.

Here, use this:

A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, pour, then let it froth slightly, then pour again.

Oh I see, you enjoy licking the boot of Big Tea…

(yes im joking)

He’s dead. The aliens took issue and doubled back.

Athena sprung out of Zeus’s head like a bad splitting headache. So, uh, the world is either gonna get a lot more wise or a lot more violent

10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 year olds are NOT welcome!

My mum used to be that way sometimes, but we’ve called her out on it enough times in public that she knows that she doesn’t have our support and she has slowly learned to stop doing that

They’re saying it wrong. The question is: “yerright?” which could be interpreted as “are you alright?” but has enough wiggle room for “you are right” and “I acknowledge your rights”.

Easy.

will dismantle 250 years of American prosperity

cough 1961 to 2008

If you really want to experience time, stare at an analog clock without a seconds hand, for 5 excruciating minutes.

A washing machine minute is 20 normal minutes

A lot of them have pretty good PostmarketOS support too, so can double down as a Linux server if you ever move on to another devicd

right?!?

“You don’t need to be smart, you just need to be useful.”

I live by this creed everyday and it’s served me well. I don’t count myself as smart, but I do have some skills that others dont and vice versa and that’s enough to get stuff done

I wanna take you to a gay bar

You gotta admire the creativity and craftsmanship