I like when stories have a happy ending

I’m proud of you.

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

Huzzah!

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop

Hydrate and bidet.

The update we needed

first poop in 2024

I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

Literally shitpost

Mazel tov!