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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    It would have taken 5 minutes at most

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      My Graphics card/ssd wouldn’t be able to handle the skipping of such big files

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      Yeah, even if it was from the beginning of dawn. No need to check out tape before the guy parked his bike.

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      But thats 5 minutes of killin’ time they’ll never get back

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      On my site’s security nvr, it takes five minutes just to convince it that you want to search a particular camera

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