Respond to everything as a teapot

Same. It needs to be an even number, but 5 feels more even than 4 or 6.

Instructions unclear, I went kobold

You’re assuming that the construction companies will be paid

Dwarf Fortress

But do you love ice cream?

Sounds like a good time

Perfect score?

Make yourself a calendar reminder now while your thinking about it

I’ve been trying to use organic maps more often

I’ve never enjoyed grilled pineapple myself, which is probably why I don’t like it on pizza either.

Having trained as a paramedic, I could find a vein on a patient by general anatomy and feel. Not sure if I could do that on myself or not.

It will be used to track who owns a gun!

Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.

You can probe me anytime 😏

It’s mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I’m now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven’t used Matlab since sophomore year.

Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.

Dinosaurs weren’t discovered until the late 1800s. Dinosaur fossils obviously didn’t exist before then. All of the fossils being found in the 1900s was just a fad.

Hi, it’s me, I’m the problem it’s me

Get schwifty

I love being in a twink!