• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The Abrahamic religions started with a joke. God told Abraham to kill his son and then said it was just a prank, bro.

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      That wasn’t the start was. It started when God said " go to the middle of nowhere bro, trust me bro" “If you’re going to make an insult, do it properly.”

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        The Abrahamic religions began with the Binding of Isaac and Abraham’s “sacrifice” of circumcising himself.