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Fuck it, life is better with coffee, and fruit.
10 bucks says the studies were paid for by coffee and fruit industries.
Yeah I came here to say ‘study sponsored by Starbucks’
Which I’d bet 90% of the drinks they sell to people are less than a splash of coffee with 15 pumps of caramel and milk. It’s like a splash of coffee for color like coke in a Long Island Iced tea.
I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!
Halve, not have
Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that.
Can anyone find the study?
It seems this story is based on an unpublished paper abstract presented at European Congress on Obesity 2026 titled “Higher Dietary Polyphenol Intake Is Associated with a Lower Risk of Short Telomeres: Evidence from the SUN Cohort Study”.
You can see it in the conference program.
https://eco2026.org/assets/docs/programme-book.pdf
And here is another reference.
As far as I can tell it’s not yet published. Why on earth would this be reported if it hasn’t made it through the publishing process? Lol
Here is a reaction to the findings that were presented at the conference mentioned in the op article.
But I drink black tea, n bunch of fruits.
Is green tea any good??
@LustLive I have decaf tea and a decent amount of dextro amphetamine each day. Hoping that works too.
