You joke, but I’ve wanted this for a while now.

You can sorta do it with Intiface Central, but there is latency, a proper solution should mitigate that like latency between Left and Right earbuds.

Playing Bangarang and having a hands-free orgasm in like 3 minutes

Space filling bass

2000$

When you really wanna feel the double kick

In honour of Tim Cook leaving, Apple has announced the AirPlug coming later this year.

• Supports low energy Bluetooth 5.7
• Haptics Xtreme will make you experience your favourites on Apple Music in incredible new ways
• Supports Apple’s Carbon Neutral pledge by trapping harmful methane gases as they occurrrr
• Uses Apple Intelligence, with privacy focus on device, to administer your IBS medication as needed*

*available as beta in selected regions early 2027

The first product I would be inclined to get. Probably feels nice to get some bass into your ass.

Looks like Asshole Design to me.

@Zerush
The bass hits real deep.