return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 7 hours agoKamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaignwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down110
arrow-up1111arrow-down1external-linkKamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaignwww.nbcnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-square0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 hours agoNo no… it was because of her laugh. -Some enlightened cultist democrats
minus-squareI_Jedi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·37 minutes agoSometimes I like to claim to the Blue No Matter Who folks that her laugh is the sole reason I didn’t vote for her. For you see, her laugh causes sufficient wave interference to trigger an integer overflow in voting interest, as demonstrated by the Loose Square Law: VI = Sign(L % 2^32 - 2^31) * (L % 2^32) / 2^32 Where VI is voting interest as a percentage and L is the sound of a laugh in decibels. As Kamala’s laugh exceeded the 2^31 dB threshold, it was advisable to not vote for her to save the planet’s structural integrity.
No no… it was because of her laugh.
-Some enlightened cultist democrats
Sometimes I like to claim to the Blue No Matter Who folks that her laugh is the sole reason I didn’t vote for her.
For you see, her laugh causes sufficient wave interference to trigger an integer overflow in voting interest, as demonstrated by the Loose Square Law:
VI = Sign(L % 2^32 - 2^31) * (L % 2^32) / 2^32
Where VI is voting interest as a percentage and L is the sound of a laugh in decibels.
As Kamala’s laugh exceeded the 2^31 dB threshold, it was advisable to not vote for her to save the planet’s structural integrity.