• I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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      37 minutes ago

      Sometimes I like to claim to the Blue No Matter Who folks that her laugh is the sole reason I didn’t vote for her.

      For you see, her laugh causes sufficient wave interference to trigger an integer overflow in voting interest, as demonstrated by the Loose Square Law:

      VI = Sign(L % 2^32 - 2^31) * (L % 2^32) / 2^32

      Where VI is voting interest as a percentage and L is the sound of a laugh in decibels.

      As Kamala’s laugh exceeded the 2^31 dB threshold, it was advisable to not vote for her to save the planet’s structural integrity.