For months, the Trump administration has been accusing its political enemies of mortgage fraud for claiming more than one primary residence.President Donald Trump branded one foe who did so “deceitful and potentially criminal.” He called another “CROOKED” on Truth Social and pushed the attorney gene...
has he by any chance:
played dominoes on a sunday in Alabama.
done fake drugs in Arizona.
eaten a dead frog from a frog jumping contest in California.
sold pet fur in Delaware.
tossed a dwarf in Florida. (honestly wouldn’t put it past him to do this when a dwarf gets mixed in with his latest batch of child sex slaves)
sold refrigerated soda and water in a liquor store in Indiana.
sniffed glue with intent in Indiana.
shot a rabbit in a motorized boat in Kansas.
parked in front of a dunkin donuts in Maine.
told someone their future in Maryland. (actually he’s done this so it counts as a law he’s broken)
cheated on any of his wives while in New York. (he’s probably done this multiple times)
laid down or slept with his shoes on in North Dakota.
had sex with anyone he wasn’t married to in Virginia (ok knowing him… he’s done it hundreds of times… so why the fuck do i have it on this list? idk…)
don’t get me wrong… I loathe the slimy rotting orange pedophile… but I’m sure the list of laws he hasn’t broken is shorter than the above list.