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God: Rise and shine J, you’ll need to move that stone blocking the tomb entrance by holding L2 and focusing your Holy Spirit. Just make sure you have enough meter by collecting those communion crackers.
Jesus Christ: Hope I made it in time for the Easter egg hunt.
How long until they add mods? I wanna be a Miku Jesus with an AK.
God: Your Old Testament Rage is fully charged! Press L3 + R3 to unleash!
You found: Whip - Press X to use
Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
God: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
In my mind, reading this, Jesus has the voice of Jeff Fischer from American Dad.
Also Jesus: fucks shit up
Is that Allen coming to stop Jesus the conquerer?
