I remember living with a gf a long time ago. we were looking at new apartments and saw a review for our current one. this one review in particular mentioned our unit specifically and went something along these lines.

Place is great. pool is nice and clean, tenants are nice and mostly quiet and the rent is affordable.

to the couple in A1, everyone can hear you screaming. we get it. you like to fuck. also, please stop fucking in your living room with the blinds open, we can see you.

jokes on them, we were into that shit 🤣