When I had cats, they learned real quick. I turn in my sleep, and their cries don’t wake me up. So they’d sleep at the foot of the bed. They’d sleep at the headboard of the bed. But they learned real quick do NOT sleep in the middle.
Whereas my body will always betray me in order to let tiny cats sleep comfortably! Even sleeping it will not roll so as to not hurt them. Then I wake up feeling like I slept on the floor cause I never moved and released pressure.
Ever since nursing school when I wake up in that post-REM haze my brain goes “reposition: right-side-lying to supine” then two hours later “reposition: supine to left side lying” then two hours after that down into prone. I’m like a lil half-conscious rotisserie chicken…
My daytime sleep schedule has hubs and I in a temporal bedroom divorce and he very much prefers things that way. Sometimes on the rare occasion that I have to sleep at night he storms off to the couch in a huff.
When I had cats, they learned real quick. I turn in my sleep, and their cries don’t wake me up. So they’d sleep at the foot of the bed. They’d sleep at the headboard of the bed. But they learned real quick do NOT sleep in the middle.
Sorry Karmalee…
RIP Karmalee
Whereas my body will always betray me in order to let tiny cats sleep comfortably! Even sleeping it will not roll so as to not hurt them. Then I wake up feeling like I slept on the floor cause I never moved and released pressure.
Ever since nursing school when I wake up in that post-REM haze my brain goes “reposition: right-side-lying to supine” then two hours later “reposition: supine to left side lying” then two hours after that down into prone. I’m like a lil half-conscious rotisserie chicken…
My daytime sleep schedule has hubs and I in a temporal bedroom divorce and he very much prefers things that way. Sometimes on the rare occasion that I have to sleep at night he storms off to the couch in a huff.
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