FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredalekirkwood@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoOh no. It’s an EU problem also. In the UK we have a special term ‘fireman’s blanket’ for the tissue you lay down to prevent the said splash.
minus-squareschnurrito@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoLots of toilets in Europe have a “poop shelf” which makes splashing a complete non-issue.
minus-squareimaqtpie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoWhether tis nobler to risk the splashback, or to live with your poop perpetually ending up on a shelf? In many ways, this is a microcosm of the human condition.
Oh no. It’s an EU problem also. In the UK we have a special term ‘fireman’s blanket’ for the tissue you lay down to prevent the said splash.
Lots of toilets in Europe have a “poop shelf” which makes splashing a complete non-issue.
Whether tis nobler to risk the splashback, or to live with your poop perpetually ending up on a shelf? In many ways, this is a microcosm of the human condition.