FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZahille7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoWouldn’t it be the taller the toilet, the more splash you’ll have, as it needs to fall further before reaching the water?
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoIf you make it tall enough then the poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the water
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoWow you’re very knowledgeable, you must be a frequent pooper
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSeems the water is the problem. Just get rid of that.
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoShit, write that down, write that down.
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoShit, wipe that down, wipe that down. spoiler That’s how I read it initially and couldn’t help but laugh.
Wouldn’t it be the taller the toilet, the more splash you’ll have, as it needs to fall further before reaching the water?
If you make it tall enough then the poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the water
Wow you’re very knowledgeable, you must be a frequent pooper
Seems the water is the problem. Just get rid of that.
Shit, write that down, write that down.
Shit, wipe that down, wipe that down.
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That’s how I read it initially and couldn’t help but laugh.