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Ah 'Tish, you’re so beautiful. kisses
'e will zolve zis mystery wiz 'is little grey cat cells
Do you even need to instruct people to read this with a French accent?
Nothing a 20 rolled in catnip won’t fix.
“that’s a shame. I was going to leave this can of tuna here.”
“zi am zo veri zorry zir, wizouth ah rezerva-ti-on, zer iz zimply nuth-zing we can zo for zou.”
Perfection.
*purr-fection
Cat
Well I just so happen to be the Cat Treat King of Chicago
You’re Abe Meowman. The Cat Treat King of Chicago? Listen young cat, entre nous, I’m very busy. Why don’t you take the kittens and go back to the cardboard box?
“Touch me, I yell ‘rat’”
“You mean our most popular entrée?”
