“You’re goddam right I ate all the Easter Eggs. Now get me a beer, they made me thirsty!”
(Don’t let the kitties eat chocolate. It’s bad for them)
I would die for that kittlet.
Lilly can have an entire dictionary if it’ll help her not look at me like that.
I have a black cat that sits like that too. We also have a green couch… with an orange blanket… next to a woodgrain coffee table! But you uploaded it first so you have dibs. Cute kit.
Since my family have all chosen different favorites, here’s the rest that I took.



These are all excellent. Thank you for sharing.
It’s like she was volunteering to be memed and wanted to be available for a range.
What are you just standing there for? Bring treats! Comfy things! Make with the pets! Chop chop!
Oh there’s certainly some or all of those messages. She’s a real talker and it’s hilarious because her meow sounds like a malfuncioning squeak.
Hey! We agreed no photos!
The word is “tummy.”
She looks like Kermit, sitting on a wall back in the day and about to drop some clarifying truth about the universe. ✨🥰
Hey! You! Human. You will know: I have licked now my rectum clean on this couch for the 3,742nd time, and (unlike every other time when I blotted it dry by sitting on every surface I could find) … I’m taking it to your super-comfy, pleasantly cool, freshly laundered pillowcase this time. Because, you’re special to me.
i feel like I’m responsible somehow 😅






