• No1@aussie.zone
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    49 minutes ago

    “You’re goddam right I ate all the Easter Eggs. Now get me a beer, they made me thirsty!”

    (Don’t let the kitties eat chocolate. It’s bad for them)

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    2 hours ago

    I have a black cat that sits like that too. We also have a green couch… with an orange blanket… next to a woodgrain coffee table! But you uploaded it first so you have dibs. Cute kit.

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    4 hours ago

    What are you just standing there for? Bring treats! Comfy things! Make with the pets! Chop chop!

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      Oh there’s certainly some or all of those messages. She’s a real talker and it’s hilarious because her meow sounds like a malfuncioning squeak.

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    5 hours ago

    She looks like Kermit, sitting on a wall back in the day and about to drop some clarifying truth about the universe. ✨🥰

    Hey! You! Human. You will know: I have licked now my rectum clean on this couch for the 3,742nd time, and (unlike every other time when I blotted it dry by sitting on every surface I could find) … I’m taking it to your super-comfy, pleasantly cool, freshly laundered pillowcase this time. Because, you’re special to me.