• idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I think he deadass plans on holing himself up in a secret bunker and getting McDonald’s delivered every night. I bet his cover story would be something like a secret daily ritual and it wouldn’t even occur to him that the new president might keep in friendly enough contact with previous presidents to compare notes.

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        1 day ago

        I think we’d be willing to give him McDonalds for the rest of his life and even have people pretend he’s still president if he stays in that bunker.

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      2 days ago

      Only half the country, half the World. Then put some tomayto-tomahto sauce on his other ear as a reason for no votes in November.