I mean just consider the dedication needed to make a pièce de résistance right as the Red Army is almost at the doors, using nothing but the raw concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his trusty Walther PPK as brush, and his own grey matter as paint… I’d dare say it’s the most consequential piece of art of the 20th and maybe even the 21st century. It’s a shame it was destroyed.
So he is building his own Fuhrer bunker.
Ah, so the headline is worded wrong.
He’s not seething, he’s führerious!
The Daft and the Füherious
It’s more like a Führer rape dungeon, knowing the Epstein files.
And we all know what he did last in his bunker
Finally became a painter.
GAHD DAYUM!
Made his best artwork ever!
I mean just consider the dedication needed to make a pièce de résistance right as the Red Army is almost at the doors, using nothing but the raw concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his trusty Walther PPK as brush, and his own grey matter as paint… I’d dare say it’s the most consequential piece of art of the 20th and maybe even the 21st century. It’s a shame it was destroyed.
Enter the access tunnel that went to a submarine that he used to get to Argentina where he died of old age /s
He really wants the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Was this ever in doubt?
I was hoping he’d skip this part and go to the final one directly, but it is a step in the right direction.
Let’s just go ahead and give him that gun with two bullets.
Let’s pour concrete down the vents and put a boulder in front of the door.
Stargate data center. Oracle hardware running Grok to spy on everyone. The White house already has an underground bunker of that sort.