Hmm, is it an ATM where you just scan your card once? All the ATMs I’ve ever used required your card to be physically in the machine throughout the whole process. As soon as you pulled out, it would go back to the home screen until the next person put in their card…

“Me looking back at the Ass To Mouth afterwards”

I think I need a break.

Don’t even move until it is. Don’t turn, don’t respond to anyone being impatient. Your transaction isn’t done when the money poops out.

me seeing the scraper dev tug off the card scanner after I’m done

same at the gas pump

haha, also gas pumps.