cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/36557
US officials say an invasion of the island would aim to pressure Tehran into reopening the Strait of Hormuz
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cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/36557
US officials say an invasion of the island would aim to pressure Tehran into reopening the Strait of Hormuz
From thecradle.co via This RSS Feed.
After this every oil and gas extraction and processing facility on the middle east is going to be destroyed. Everyone back to 1800.
You know, let’s just burn up every single gas and oil field on the planet at once and be done with it. At least that will finally and definitively end the fossil fuels vs. renewables debate. (And destroy Earth in the process but yeah.)
“I’ll fix this by equipping children with jewelry and I hope they all get along.”
Meanwhile the planet melts down…
All that’s left is the special ring that lets us sick the animal kingdom on the billionaires.
Promise? The world can return to commuting by penny-farthing.
Lost your job to AI? Good news, shoveling horse shit off the streets is once again in high demand.