blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there’s no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then… lol
“Massively blow up” is the kind of expression that indicates that a person is a complete fucking drooling moron. It’s the type of expression that should be utterly disqualifying for any serious role in any serious situation and yet here we are.
We’re a nation full up of fucking suckers, and unfortunately even the vast minority of people that aren’t bottom sucking dupees have to live with it.
We suck. We’re like a drunk school bus driver trying to say that we’re sober enough to drive the kids to school when in reality we’ve got a .20 BAC at 6:30am.
I remember when publicly misspelling potato or doing an enthusiastic scream was viewed as disqualifying for the dignity of public office. Nowadays you can make endless typos, speak like a mentally handicapped gangster, betray everyone you’ve ever made a promise to, shit your whole ass on TV, fuck kids, say you want to fuck your own kids, talk about getting away with murder (figurative and otherwise), and memorably disgrace the entire nation more often than most people take exercise.