How long until someone “accidentally” falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?
Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.
Simply connect the orbs with a string.
Pull my beads of love
Is this a real product?
Here you go:
Eris… get your rock off my map.
Naturally becomes poop scented.
… huh?
The balls that you’re bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.
Ahh… that’s much better than what I thought you meant.
I try to navigate with my eyes closed so I don’t wake up too much.
I do it because I’m going to go blind in the next 1-50 years, so I need the practice.
I’m so excited for Steel Ball Run
Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.
This comment is freaking hilarious.
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Orb lyfe
So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you’re (or your kid isn’t) really awake…
Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a cube or pyramid shape
So do I. This lamp isn’t special.
I’ve heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸
Fuck that… I’m not messing with Loc-Nar.
And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, “My Vengeance will light the way”. Aiat!
Cool lamp, I’d definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD
