Temper, temper my dear man. What’s crawled up your arse this time?

  • I as an American citizen hereby offer thee, Iranian leaders, a duel between our countries…

    leader to leader.

    Surely, a brave man and leader like Mr. Trump would not refuse this duel and cower, amirite, Mr. President? 😏

    Go on, Mr. President, fight in the duel 1v1 to defend the honor of our GLORIOUS NATION. USA USA! 👊🔥🇺🇸

    Last one standing wins the duel.