Jonah, I know you were smoking The Weeds out behind the the pottery barn again with those fire lovers.
My friend with 8 million Eyes told me so!
Is there a psychoactive substance available to bronze age people in the Middle East? Because a lot of that shit sounds like someone wrote down their bad trip.
Every one of those eyes KNOWS YOU’RE JERKING OFF
Why don’t they join?
All eyes, no genitalia.
Oculonanism
good, I want them to watch
Also that too. Definitely pushes you to have a vouyerism kink
Quite the backfire on the part of the Ole G man
Yup, but now I can’t unless I have 1 angel or at least 500 people staring at me.
Honestly I don’t know what the modern depiction of a “biblically accurate” angel even is doing with all the eyes and wings. They were described as burning wheels within wheels or just as any other human.
The weird eyeball monsters described in Revelations are not angels.
“Biblically accurate” angels refers to the Four Living Creatures who surround the throne of God in Ezekiel and Revelation. One is a lion, one us an oz, one is a human, and one is an eagle. They all have multiple wings, four faces, and eyes everywhere.
Contrary to popular belief, the Four Living Creatures are four specific cherubs and are not representative of angels as a whole. Most angels just look like humans; indeed, in Revelation, they are accompanied by 24 angels who are indistinguishable from humans.
It should also be noted that Ezekiel and Revelation are trippy as fuck, quite unlike the rest of the Biblical canon.
Its the aliens that like to watch…
That or… Mom with an answer of how she knows you ruined your appetite by eating an apple off a tree on the way back from brick making.
