this is the first meme I have ever made (yes I am that old) - so be gentle :)

what does being modern mean to you?

  • CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca
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    11 hours ago

    Oh my god my biggest pet peeve is every single new project awarding itself “modern, lightweight, blazing fast”. Seeing these words actually negatively affects my perception of your new super cool project. Along with the fucking emojis.

    aka:

    Modern: “I couldn’t understand the codebase of the previous solution, so I rewrote it using stuff I’m familiar with”

    Lightweight: “Featureless/no features that I don’t use”

    Blazing fast: “Doesn’t have any edge cases handled yet”

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      4 hours ago

      haha indeed - modern has this “blinking lights” connotation. something that is shiny.

      True story - once, in primary school, I went to a halloween party, where all the boys were dressed as batman and all the girls as macarena (guess my age). The host of the party was maybe the only one not dressed as batman.

      He was wearing some weird jell in the hair, like a punk kind of thing, with a lot of strass, stars all over his body, some heart or thunder shaped big mirror glasses, a shiny jacket and the best looking blue mocasines I have ever seen. He also had a big radio antenna (??) coming through his nylon electric yellow vest.

      I asked him: what are you dressed as? and he replied: “Modern”.

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      10 hours ago

      To be fair a lot of these things are js. I could probably write a new one faster than I could understand the existing code base.

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    12 hours ago

    Insomnia > Postman.

    I switched to Insomnia around 2021 when Postman started enshittifying and found I liked it a lot more. Insomnia has also been relatively enshittified unfortunately, but it feels like it’s to a lesser extent.

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      13 hours ago

      this is the “joke”. that every API client calls themseleves modern without this essentially meaning much.

      and certainly not, I dont mean Postman. But this is the easy answer. What I also mean is that many of the tools that came as a response to Postman being “old fashioned” are basically mimicking the same things or principles with a few things here and there.

      so everything is like “postman but with a better XYZ feature” or “Postman but open source”…

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        12 hours ago

        Bruno does not have any of the characteristic in the meme you shared. And still I do not understand what do you mean by modern api client. Every single application using an API is an API client. Do you mean stuff like curl or postman or things like first party SDKs or what?

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          11 hours ago

          I think OP means an API client dev/test tool, like Postman.

          At first I also couldn’t figure out what a UI had to do with an API client lol.

        • nikolasdimi@lemmy.worldOP
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          12 hours ago
          • bruno does have a paywall last time I checked :) but the point is not to have tool debates :) my main point is around overall philosophies and ways that new things are like older things with a small twist.