You either have a phone problem or an eye problem

I’m pretty sure that happens because the user is more careful about what they do, avoiding doing whatever caused the problem while an IT person is watching

Closed. Duplicate of 20990449

They use those licences because more than anything else they want their product used

Running an LLM isn’t expensive whether locally or in the cloud, all the cost is in the training.

Yeah, great iteration is the feature. But the other side where we’re expected to all help out each other, to keep everyone busy all the time doesn’t work

Scrum as mini waterfall isn’t supposed to happen, but it usually does. The idea is everyone can help the people will are currently busy

The problem is test and build can’t do much to help the system analysts; the analysts and testers can’t help build because they don’t usually know how to code, so all that happens is everyone tests when build is done

As an analyst I don’t do any testing because I had a bad team leader in a past job as a function tester which soured me on the job, so it’s pretty much mini waterfall to me

The specific comic: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/book-world/

I stopped using my old cases when we went from AT to ATX

Though I still have a 286 that still works, my expectation for the first thing to go on it is the mouse

When I last set up LFS it took a week, but I read everything. I was doing it to better understand how Linuxes work

…that was a full week, it would have taken much longer had I had other things to do

The first three drafts of my favourite test program (a program to drive servos to point a heliostat mirror at mirrorLattitude, mirrorLongitude, mirrorAltitude in altitude and azimuth to direct the reflected ray at targetLattitude, targetLongitude, targetAltitude) wouldn’t run.

It’s very rare for any AI to use real modules for the language (even when I say “please use library modules that exist in CPAN”) and they nearly never know how to reflect a ray

It’s not for the common people. It’s for companies that dream of workplaces with no people, Facebook which talks to you automatically so you can still be fed ads while your real life friends are asleep

If it worked, stories like in OP could be true.

I have never used COBOL, but it’s the language for the system I’m an analyst for, and I don’t see a problem with it

The difficulty with all satire is those in power or with loud megaphones are doing stuff that was satire ten years ago. The stuff being made up by either side is hard to tell from reality

He gave us the context

or at least fascist adjacent

There’s probably fewer than ten of us here

an hypothesis

I think you mean an ’ ypothesis (only vowels use an; consonants use “a”; h is a special case as French and French influenced English drop the h from the start of words). It’s polite to show the letters you have dropped with an apostrophe so readers don’t take incorrect ideas from one’s writing

In my workplace a stretch goal is code for “we almost certainly can’t do it but the scrum master thinks we might”

My team was given another team’s stretch goal after management worked out the translation

Tech debt is fixing the roof to save on changing the buckets under the leak

I’m not sure what you’re asking which of. I might have not worded the last part of my comment unambiguously

To rewrite:

I don’t think you can tell Linux from a Unix by looking at it reliably. Though in general unixes are tidier, there are Linux users that are just as tidy and keep their system just like a Unix one