• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    7 hours ago

    So, MAGA, let’s check the scoreboard:

    • America First: tell it to Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, NATO, et al.

    • Lower prices on Day One: past Day 400, and prices are higher than ever.

    • Deport all the illegal immigrant criminals: As well as innocent people, school kids, veterans, old people, sick people, American citizens, even MAGAs.

    • Lower Crime: Enforced by Paramilitary Death Squads roaming the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against people that piss them off for any reason.

    • Release the Epstein Files: Except any that mention Trump, or his friends.

    So why are you still on board? Is it the mind-boggling corruption, like openly accepting bribes in front of the entire world?

    Or is it the virtuosic incompetence? Like a health system that has caused the first measles epidemic in decades?

    I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. The one thing a MAGA can count on is that they’ll go the distance to cover pedophilia. THAT you can count on. And that’s important because…

    ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.