Coding, documentation, whatever, that guy sucked
Present me is the too, but also past me
past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.
Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.
Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can’t possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.
And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it’ll go.
Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it’s done.
Future you is talking smack about you.
I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge
Past me had a dick
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.
So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.
Current me, ironically? Still a dick.
Edit: didn’t realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.
No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.
Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?
It says “was” not “had”.
