President Donald Trump’s “bonkers” announcement Thursday that he plans to release government files related to alien life raised an immediate red flag for some journalists, and two of whom warned that the announcement was a clear smoke screen to distract the public from something far more nefarious.W...
  • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 hours ago

    The ship filled with interstellar face-eating parasitic spiders parked in the middle:

    “Alright boys, we got a 25 light year jump in either direction, which ones we wanna hit first?”