I like to wonder how powerful my pet thinks I am. I literally control the light. I bring forth delicious food from unassuming cylinders. I can create water, for drink OR baths, I have perfect mastery of the portal to the outside world, and I’m basically the same age when they’re dying as when theyre born.
When a being that incredibly powerful and intelligent steps on your tail, its hard to believe its an accident.
To your cat, these actions are as incomprehensible as putting on pants.
I like to wonder how powerful my pet thinks I am. I literally control the light. I bring forth delicious food from unassuming cylinders. I can create water, for drink OR baths, I have perfect mastery of the portal to the outside world, and I’m basically the same age when they’re dying as when theyre born.
When a being that incredibly powerful and intelligent steps on your tail, its hard to believe its an accident.
And yet the cat has no problem refusing our bounty or telling us to fuck off. This intimidates the Gods.