• yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I like to wonder how powerful my pet thinks I am. I literally control the light. I bring forth delicious food from unassuming cylinders. I can create water, for drink OR baths, I have perfect mastery of the portal to the outside world, and I’m basically the same age when they’re dying as when theyre born.

    When a being that incredibly powerful and intelligent steps on your tail, its hard to believe its an accident.