Other people have good real answers, so here’s my joke answer:
Clothes and fire. Humans evolved to live in the climate of Africa, then one day some genius had to invent stuff that let them move to everywhere else in the world, and now thousands of years later, I’m freezing my ass off and my skin is dry for like a third of the year.
Capitalism.
Advertising & Marketing.
AKA “crystallising public opinion” & “public relations” (propaganda & psyops).
Especially as from Ed Bernays (who inspired Hitler, Anslinger & Hearst).
Clickbait.
And the most annoying type of clickbait is, I’m not sure what their official names are, but I’ll call them smudge dots.
It’s those little red dots Android/iOS puts on apps whose function is to get you to click on their apps so that you must use the apps the way they want you to, just so that you can remove the smudge off your phone which they’ll add back anyway.
It’s what prevented me from returning to these OSes at all cost.
I absolutely hate those, I feel such a strong need to clear them even if I know that I’ll waste my time by clicking them. They are useful when there’s something you actually want to read behind those notifications, but it’s ridiculously abused by all mainstream software.
[tortures you]
Leaded gasoline
I’d say nukes, as they are the only human invention so far that can end all of life as we know it in an instant. I still can’t blame the countries who built them as a response to the US wanting to use them to become world ruler, which they absolutely would have done if the other countries didn’t also build nukes. But simply as an invention leaving politics aside, fuck nukes.
The “as we know it” is doing a lot of work.
In a nuclear war loads of people wouldn’t die but would love unhappily ever after.
In a nuclear war loads of people wouldn’t die but would love unhappily ever after.
I think it’d be hard to get into the mood at all tbh.
Noep nukes are good for world peace actually we are having a confrontation between the US and Russia and the nukes are closing off higher conventional escalation options. Everybody needs a nuke
Everybody needs a nuke
and yet, my campaign slogan “a gun in every pocket and a nuke in every bedroom” didn’t really seem to resonate with the voters.
Still, there have been really close calls historically which were only avoided because of some good decisions by individuals (e.g. Vasily Arkhipov. These could happen again with less wise decisions made. Not saying that any countries having them today could be getting rid of them realistically without the US waiting outside their door, but one day when we will hopefully be living in more peaceful times without imperialists, we should be putting them in the time capsule of history along with the system that made them necessary in the first place.
one day when we will hopefully be living in more peaceful times without imperialists
You don’t read much history? Humans have never lived in widespread peace for any length of time. We have evidence of violence between groups of humans well back into the Stone Age. We are not a species prone to peace.
Not sure why you have a snarky tone about it, but there definitely have been times in human history that were not using war as a means of carving out resources and spheres of influence. Comparing tribes fighting to today’s reasons for war is pretty pointless, and so is defining a immutable “human nature”. If anything, the nature of humans is to change their nature.
private property
That’s not really an invention.
Since the first of our evolutionary ancestors played with a leaf private property had existed.
I didn’t know that. Thanks for sharing!
Slavery
Capitalism and religion. Or the other way round, couldn’t pick one.
Ads.
CGNAT, easily
religion
Good one. Mass religion with priests and offerings et cetera is responsible for a while lot of shit.
Cross posting
imperialism, facism, slavery, torturing, … can’t pick one
Portable speakers
The mc rib
Donald tr*mps spraytan
Portable speakers?? So you’d rather have it blasting off their phone with the awful tinny bass?
I’d rather they use headphones. Or take up cliff diving.
You take that back about the McRib right now
No, he’s cooking. The McRib is terrible. The only reason you think it’s good is because you eat too much McDonald’s.
Brother you are taking my joke way too seriously. Calm down.
