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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I hope hell is like a microwave so if you find the right spot, you're ok

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I hope hell is like a microwave so if you find the right spot, you're ok

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    There is no good spot in a microwave for a human

    (The half-wavelength or distance between hot spots is about 6 cm. You’ll get burns of internal organs and most likely cataracts because the proteins in your eye’s lens, which gets very little cooling due to lack of blood flow, coagulate at high temperature.)

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      But what about a hell-sized microwave

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        A microwave oven, no matter the dimensions, uses microwaves. If the wavelength increases tenfold, it becomes a radio wave device. Also not an oven, because it’s no longer good at heating water molecules so you don’t of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food.

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          so you don’t of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food

          Come again?

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            https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-they-call-it-oven

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              Ah, a shitty meme! Not your fault; I intentionally memory-hole the dumber memes I encounter.

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