Let’s do another release with everything redacted except for the names (aside from victims, obviously).

Give us some random adjectives and maybe a noun here and there, too. We’ll figure out the rest.

…Peter Thiel…Bill Clinton…door knob…large, black…Bill Cosby… orangutan…Musk…umbrellas…Jared from Subway…foot-long… boofing…Brock Allen Turner…Harambe.