Taking the coin with a pinched left hand, and placing it into the open palm of his right, the president heaved the coin forward, sending it in a feeble, plunging arc. Helpfully, he pointed out where the coin had landed after it hit the ground.

God, that last part made me literally LOL.

If this were Biden, the Faux Cinematic Universe would be calling for impeachment/Amendment 25 over just this alone…