Oh, you mean won’t escape. Ok. The fix is escape nonetheless. Sorry you don’t want to I guess
“I have to return some video tapes”
“Welp…”
*pats knees*
*stands*
*walks out*I thought that only worked in the Midwest?
they’ll get the hint
This is why you read dense obtuse philosophy and political theory and history.
They wanna talk about the weather. Bring it.
Right, so, do you know what ‘magic water’ is? In the context of the army core of engineers? Oh boy. Okay. So…
Having adhd is great for small talk if youre a willing participant because you can easily steer the conversation. Weather? Oh lets talk thw weather cycle then, lets talk cloud formations, lets go to aurora borealis, lets go to aliens, lets go to quantum consciousness, lets go to string theory, lets get witchy and talk esoterica, lets talk about christian gnosticism, lets talk about the monad, lets talk about monads, lets talk about gonads and strife
and if they dont keep up, hey, maybe they wont do small talk with you if they didnt like it haha, byt often people like my tangents ive found 😁
Or I dissociate and reply with “that’s cool”
Lol! Yeah so anyway, she left sobbing. I dont know what the problem was, I was only talking about the weather.
Have you ever tried this? Just turn and walk away, trust it’s hard at first, but you do this 3 times and no one will lock you into small talk again. They’ll just do a little shrug and walk away as well
