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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94·2 days agoTwo guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoThere is no fucking taking place in the entirety of human or elf history. It just doesn’t happen, never did, never will.
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoBasically the result of Morgoth going Full Metal Alchemist / Unit 731 on some elves he captured in the dark. Uruk-Hai were Sauron’s Orcs v2, and it’s implied those were made via dark magic assisted cross breeding. between orcs and men…
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoGood thing then that these are cowboys and hobbits.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 days agoyou need frodo or the ring? invisible, visible, invisible, visible Sauron: please stop wonder how often Gollum fucked the ring
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down13·2 days agoAnd both are terrible movies.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoIn today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.
Two guys going up a mountain to destroy a ring. “The return of the King” and “Brokeback Mountain”.
They also fuck in both.
There is no fucking taking place in the entirety of human or elf history. It just doesn’t happen, never did, never will.
What about Orcs?
That is chef’s kiss ngl
Basically the result of Morgoth going Full Metal Alchemist / Unit 731 on some elves he captured in the dark.
Uruk-Hai were Sauron’s Orcs v2, and it’s implied those were made via dark magic assisted cross breeding. between orcs and men…
Good thing then that these are cowboys and hobbits.
you need frodo or the ring?
invisible, visible, invisible, visible
Sauron: please stop
wonder how often Gollum fucked the ring
Egh.
And both are terrible movies.
In today’s episode of “Horrible Opinions”: Yours.