Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 day agoCome the fuck on.... please?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1620arrow-down17
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minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·1 day agoUnfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoAnd so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven. What a silly religion.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoOnly the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoDidn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoJust means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
Unfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
And so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven.
What a silly religion.
Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
Didn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.