“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • This era of American politics will be studied for centuries.

    well put. I was wondering the other day - will any of them see consequences? I just couldn’t decide if it was generations away, or five years away.

    and yeah, russia looms over every aspect of his 45/47 shitshow. meetings without translators (!), fucking ukraine over, past visits to moscow, parnas, the NRA, it’s like: yeah, we get it. he’s compromised. very compromised. then he stashes nuclear secrets in his fucking guest bathroom.

    like, any single one of these should DOOM a presidency into infamy and wreck the party that rode it in, but…

    $. and a spineless congress, and a bought and paid for supreme court, + citizens united = we’re fucked and no lube is on the horizon





  • I remember hoping he would be enough for America to get corporate money out of government.

    you really fell for that?

    a man who’s bankrupted himself multiple times and failed at casinos, you think someone like that is going to ‘get corporate money out of government’?

    I mean it’s easy with hindsight, we all made silly fucking assumptions. I assumed that after toying with this idiocy that we’d elect clinton, suck it up, and drive on with a democracy, because tho there’s a huge racist streak in america, no one would vote that cynically in the face of utter incompetence and stupidity.

    silly fucking assumptions.




  • couch fucker is too chicken shit to invoke the 25th.

    same with the GOP. They could end this TOMORROW. See how quick the epstein vote went? We could have a new president by Monday.

    But that would take them caring about their own country more than the stochastic terrorism that would come from such a move.

    I’m not holding my breath. But you’re completely right, he’s sundowning hard - see how he slobbered over the Zorhan visit? it’s because they only remember the last thing they were told; he literally just met the guy and is like “eh he’s a friend! he called me a fascist and that’s ok!”

    tapioca for brains at best.





  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzGenius idea
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    cage in the sky?

    I mean… I haven’t given hamster valhalla MUCH thought but I’d have imagined they’d be tunneling endless labyrinths to store their hot hamster maidens/fuckbois in.

    no dribble bottle, they drink mead from casks and slay their enemies with razor sharp incisors